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You
scream at girls 1/2 your age (Spotted at Myrtle Beach)
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You
think barking or yelling at girls will make them come running
(Multiple Sightings)
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You
drive down the strip ALONE (Spotted at Myrtle Beach)
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You
leave a bra hanging from your wall and you are having girls
over (Spotted at Myrtle Beach)
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You
try to pick up a girl and then you try to pick up her friend
(Multiple Sightings)
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You
invite a girl to stay at an appartment that isn't yours (Spotted
at Myrtle Beach)
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You
honk at a girl but you can't back your shit up (Multiple Sightings)
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You
only give a girl beads if she flashes you (Spotted at Myrtle
Beach)
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You
drive down the strip with a sign on your car that reads "Open
seats for FEMALES" (Spotted at Myrtle Beach)
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You
dance outside your car window (Multiple Sightings)
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You
use a megaphone to yell at girls on the side of the road (Spotted
in Fort Myers, FL)
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You
have a strobe light in your car (Spotted in Fort Myers, FL)
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You
get your kicks by breathing in a girl's hair (Spotted at The
Freaki Tiki)
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You
stand in the front row of the boxer shorts contest and you
are a GUY (Spotted at The Freaki Tiki)
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Your
best pick up line is "I know I am old enough to be your father,
but will you dance with my anyways?" (Spotted at The Long
Branch)
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You
are the only one watching yourself dance (Spotted at Liquid
Blue)
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You
ask a girl to dance by rubbing up against her butt (Multiple
Sightings)
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You
don't realize that if a girl stops dancing with you she is
NOT interested (Multiple Sightings)
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You
wear your pants so low that you can see 1/2 of your boxers
(Multiple Sightings)
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Your
necklace is bigger than your head (Spotted at ECU)
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You
would rather wash your car than go to the beach with THREE
girls (Spotted in Fa-Va)
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You
leave your Nextel on during the movies (Spotted in Crossroads
20)
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You
think it is a turn on if you pull up a girl's shirt and stick
your finger in her belly button (Spotted at Julian's)
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You
ask a girl for her phone number and then tell her you can
hook her up with your friends (Spotted at Extremes)
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The
first thing you say to a girl you just met is: Do you have
a permit to wear those pants? (Spotted at Extremes)
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You
ask a girl to dance and have a wife (Spotted at Banana Joes)
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You
try to pick a girl up on the highway and follow her, even
though she is not going the same way as you are. (Spotted
on the Beltline)
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Your
version of dancing with a girl is shaking them back and forth.
(Spotted at Banana Joes)
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You
choose to go to a dance club and wear a hand-me-down shirt
with the sleeves ripped off, rather than spending the money
to buy a new shirt. (Spotted at Banana Joes)
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The
first time you visit a girl's house, you decide to pee on
the wall (Spotted at Jme's Apartment)
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You
turn down an invite from 2 girls in order to wait for a never
coming phone call (Spotted at Jme's Apartment)
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Try
to pick up girl's at a gas station (Spotted at many gas stations
in BFE)
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You
refuse to admit that someone won a game of bowling, when they
did (Spotted at AMF Lanes)
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You
tap on the side of your vehicle to get a girl's attention
(Spotted on Hillsborough Street)
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You
try to pick a girl up at a car wash
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Your
pick up line is "Do you know where the ABC Store is?"
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Your
way to pick up a girl is to say "Those are some nice
legs there" or "Ummm, the things I could do with
that ass" as you are walking past her on the strip (Spotted
in Virginia Beach)
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You
call girls snowbunnies in the middle of summer (Spotted outside
of Jillians)
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Your
famous pick up line is "Damn, those are some nice tits."
while driving down the road. (Spotted outside of Jillians)
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You
make out with your boyfriend at KFC in front of your mother,
just so you can establish that he is yours. (Spotted in Walterboro,
SC)
