When you put two girls together for an extended period of time, there is no telling what will come out of their mouths! Here are some of the funniest things that we have said:

• "Can you handle it?" ~Jenn-and-Jme's Theme
• "Relax... We're ontop of things"
• "Let's take a Sippy Sippy"
• "It's Groundhog Day!"
• "Don't forget our Chinese Food, Flowers, Back Rubs, Chicken Noodle Soup, & Cheesecake..."
• "They must not have gotten the memo."
• "I'm the good one!" ~Jenn
• "Funny... HAHA!" ~Jenn
• "Minor detail!"
• "He's Do-able"
• "If he's hot. It's worth a shot!" ~Jme
• "I'm gonna DIE!" ~Jme (on many occassions)
• "They must not have gone to the 'Jenn-and-Jme Driving School' "
• "Where's my comment card?"
• "Gas pedal is on the RIGHT!"
• "Looking for deer!"
• "Hold onto your nachos"
• "You can mow my lawn" ~Jme
• "You're not going to pull a Jay on me, are you?"
• "We're going to do what with a lion?" ~Sleepy Jme when being told that we are going to Food Lion at 2:00 a.m.
• "I'll all circuits our ass!"
• "Incogneto"
• "Negative"
• "Airbourne BABY!"
• "What the fuck over?"
• "I think we may have to remove the brake, it is in the way"
• "I'm going to all circuit, airbourne, wanna be exclusive, don't lie to me, love you his ass and he's gonna know he's fallen!"
• "Are they in High School or is this their Second Chance Prom?"
• "If you've seen one, you've seen them all... they just come in different sizes." ~Woman on the Riverwalk in Savannah
• "Fuck them if they can't take a joke" ~ Rule Number 1
• "I'll try anything once, Twice if I like it." ~Rule Number 2
• "Don't worry Jeff, we are in the nice part of the ghetto."
• "Someone told him he was hot" ~in reference to Jason Wade
• "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over"
• "Stop interupting my REM cycle!"
• "We’ll make the rules up / As we go along / And break them all / If we’re not havin’ fun" ~Escapade
• "I don't know about you, but my second pillow is more comfortable than my first." ~Jme (Savannah Trip 2005)
• "I would have paid $25 for just that!" ~Jme (in reference to showering)
• "What's your major malfunction?!?"
• "It's green... it's yellow soon to be red." ~Jme (Savannah Trip 2005)
• "If you want to throw yourself on him sweetheart, go ahead." ~Jenn (at The Office)
• "Get off of ___ and give us a call!" ~Jme
• "Play-tonic"
• "Cinco Day MAY-O" ~Jme
• "We got that 'I got drunk last night and stayed at a guy's house' look" (In reference to the jeans, t-shirts, and heels)
• "My hands smell like toliet bowl" ~Jme
• "Why is it that we pray more when we are hungover?"
• "There will be no more duck fucking until we are done moving!" ~Jenn
• "Ready, ready, ready, ready...ready to run / All I'm ready to do is have some fun / What's all this talk about love" ~ Read to Run
• "It's not good to be square in Virginia unless you are walking."
• "If I wanted to play games, I'd have a boyfriend." ~Jme
• Jenn - "I bet they don't even have an internet connection (at the library)."
  Jme - "No, they only have booke with pictures here in PooDunk!"
• "This place puts the 'G' in 'Ghetto' !"
• "Not so much"
• "It was an alcohol induced incident that lasted a few months."
• "Crucial!"
• "We can wear the pants, but you pick them out." ~E (FINALLY, someone understands us!)
• "Never a dull moment!"
• "Look! There's a chicken."
• "We are one entity"
• "How much is left in the little fucker?"
• "We are the most prepared, un-prepared people that I know!" ~Jenn
• E: "Do you have a tatto on your ass man?" J: "That's not my ass, that's your ass." E: "I have a tattoo on my ass?"
• "Why is there a 'J' on your glasses? ... Oh yeah, your name is Jenn." ~Jme
• "No fear. We are taking the pimpmobile to T-Town." ~Jenn
• "What do speed limit signs look like here?" ~Jme
• "We should wait to talk about this until after we get off of the plane, God is listening." ~Jme
• "Wheeee!"
• "Wrobble, wrobble!"
• "Lying is for people in serious relationships." ~ Pacey, DC
• "Jme, you can't stop breathing now. I can't give you mouth to mouth and drive at the same time. " ~Jenn
• "Man down! Man down!"
• "Being bisexual doubles your dating pool." ~ Justin
• "Mr. Clock needs a swift kick in the arms!" ~Jme
• "If you think that sex makes you exclusive, you obviously haven't slept with enough people!" ~Jenn
• "I must have bought a pair of jeans that doesn't go with anything." ~Jme